When I watch the young athletes at the Olympics

whatshouldberkcallme:

I’m just like:

(Source: whatshouldberkcallme-blog)

me: i want to go to England
me: i want to go to Paris
me: i want to go to Australia
me: i want to go everywhere
money: lol no
time: lol no
world: lol no

handgrenade2:

paladins09:

1nfatuation:

well—wasted:

mooflakes:

handgrenade2:

So it turns out that just sticking a can of spaghetti on the stove to heat it up  does not work the same way as doing it over a campfire.

It rose, in cylinder form, and then when I shut the heat off, it sunk back down.

Who let me be an adult

how horrifying

I can’t stop laughing, seriously.

i see a microwave not in 3 feet away from that stove. why didint you just go with that microwave?! LMAO

stevebrogers:

i think i forgot how it feels to have a crush on someone i actually know

(Source: iremadechristevanz)

tampontampoff:

it makes me really upset that colonel is pronounced the way it is

(Source: gonegoth)

january 2012: this will be my year
june 2012: well shit

my goal in life is to be married to a celebrity after bumping into them accidentally at a coffee shop

(Source: artwrkz)

12th graders: ew 11th graders
11th graders: ew 10th graders
10th graders: ew 9th graders
9th graders: ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
elementary kids: ew babies
babies: ew fetus
fetus: ew wait how am i talking